Luke

Common name in a galaxy far far away.

Tristan: Do you know Luke?
Jorge: Who's Luke?
Tristan: Luke upon tis dick, ha gotem

by NutCykaBLyatNut December 10, 2019

Luke

He won the genetics lottery, he's hilarious and flirtatious not to mention with the longest shlong, he really is THAT GUY. Everyone and their mother has a phat crush on him and he knows it, he's smarter than he appears and is toxic but no one cares because he can be incredibly charming. He WILL put a spell on you.

oh my goddd, Luke looked me up and down in the corridor today... my knees went weak!!!

by m2trappy_69 January 20, 2021

Luke

The strangest person you will ever meet.

He is such a Luke.

by Icy Wyte April 23, 2018

Luke

The sweetest man you'll ever meet. He is great with little ones and very caring. He also is very handsome. Who ever is to cross paths with a Luke then you better snatch him up before you lose your chance!

Girl 1: "Wow look at that guy over there!"
Girl 2: "He's so dreamy! He must be a Luke!"

by Dping December 9, 2014

Luke

Luke is a cool person and loyal friend. But when he is angry he punches you. Then you feel sad. But you are still friends and its ok and you accept the punch as a punishment.

Me: Luke is gay
Luke: Punches you
Me: Im sorry, your not gay. The girls like you
Luke: ;)

by Revo6842 March 3, 2019

Luke

The autistic kid in the class that moans at every second and screams for no absolute reason and has terrible comebacks

Me: Luke your gay

Luke: Wow i didn't you were gay

by lil smart ass kid July 9, 2019

Luke

Go Fuck Yourself

Random person- hey luke go fuck yourself
luke- *cries bc he's a pussy*

by GotYourBitch November 18, 2018