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Lofterbation

The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.
After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.

I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.

My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.

After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.

With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008
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Love Loitering

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.
Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.
by podboy1971 November 14, 2011
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Fake couch lifter

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.
Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch
by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009
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kilt lifter

An attractive woman. Scottsmen famously don't wear anything under the kilt, so an erection would cause the kilt to lift.
She's a real kilt lifter.
by Fleet Pete April 22, 2008
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loltergeist

Someone who spreads lol material around like AIDS.
When Shawn showed us the YTMND he made, he became a loltergeist at school.

Danny is the local loltergeist.
by AWPerative August 14, 2006
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Loitering

The act of one standing around, with no purpose, what-so-ever. While having intercourse between their butt-hole and their thumb.
(Man standing around with his thumb up his ass)

Cop: HEY YOU STOP LOITERING!!!

Man: Screw you! (RUNS)
by EvanANDJared June 13, 2011
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genetic lottery

Having a perfect jawline, clear skin, bright eyes and amazing hair
Damn, what does it feel like to win the genetic lottery, James?
by definictionist :) February 8, 2017
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