Going to live on a farm.

The lie your parents told you when your dog died.

Kid: Hey Dad where's the dog at?
Dad: Oh, he went to live on a farm.
Kid: Kewl!
later...Kid to friends: My dog is going to live on a farm.

by john95127 February 19, 2009

Xbox Live Dick

A person of mediocre/ average skill who feels the need to inflate their ego and claim to be good at every game challenged at. They attack unprovoked, throwing insults and curses towards anyone who slightly opposes them or kills them. Once they realize they aren't good enough to defeat a certain player, they resort to racial slurs and babble to annoy the opposing player. An Xbox Live Dick's bio is usually with sentences like " I'm unstoppable at Halo 3" or " I'm MLG at Call of Duty 4" and deragatory remarks towards women. Xbox Live Dicks infest the confines Gears of War 2 and can be easily found anywhere there is an Execution match going on.

*Xbox Live Dick's Bio*
________________

Whad' up? This is Tre bitches. I play Gears of War 2, Halo 3 and Cal of Duty 4 and destroy noobs all day. I bus' that ass on Gears and I beat up my bitch's coochie all day baby. I'm MLG so send me an invite if you want to get smashed. Word out.

by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009

Xbox Live

A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee

(not me btw i have american and british friends)

Xbox Live conversation on COD

American - OMG u nooby british faggot!

Brit - STFU twat!

American - Submitting bad player review!

Brit - Filing complaint!

by baddham May 30, 2009

live round

A live round is a bullet which can be shot. A real bullet, as opposed to the blank one, which is not real.

That's a live round. It can kill you.

by Chintia November 11, 2013

live the life of Reily

v. To have a happy life without hard work, problems or worries.

Some scholars argue that this Riley (originally spelt "Reilly") referred to the character that appeared in a song written by Pat Rooney in 1890. In the song Riley says if he ever became the President of the US then "New York" would "swim in wine when the White House and Capitol are mine."
Some others argue that it was an American poet by the name of James Whitcomb Riley who gave rise to this idiom. Apparently, Riley (1849-1916) wrote sentimental poems about young boys, which were very popular during his time. The poems told the stories of young boys lazing around during the summer without a care in the world — wandering about barefoot, swimming in the river and fishing.

- He got to live the life of Reily after inheriting a huge amount of money.

- While John worked all day, Jack stayed home living the life of Riley.

by ohilovechocolate January 11, 2008

Liva

Liva is that girl who makes boys crazy. She gets attention from guys even if she doesn’t want it. Liva may be rude to people she dislike, but she always has a reason. However she is always loyal to her real friends. Sisters before misters!

She is so loyal, she must be a Liva!

Girl 1: I want his attention, but he only cares about Liva.
Girl 2: You can’t beat Liva, sorry.

by solensgave November 12, 2019

Conker: Live and Reloaded

The upcoming title by Rareware. The creators from Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker: Live and Reloaded the remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day from the Nintendo 64. With re-vamped graphics, sounds, music, AI, and of course Xbox Live Gameplay. Exclusively to the Microsoft Xbox

Jim: "Want to go play Solitaire?"
Bob: "Hell no! I'd rather go play Conker: Live and Reloaded on Xbox Live!"

by Ryu Hayabusa July 3, 2004