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licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

Licking Railings 

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings

linkin logs

When your poop stacks up, creating a houselike structure, similar to using linkin logs (a popular kids toy back in the day)
I clogged the toilet with some linkin logs.

Someone left a burning linkin log house on my front porch.
A synonym for winning. However, linning only occurs when the individual who is winning was the underdog whom no one ever believed could amount to anything and was given a chance because no other option was available. This situation is usually accompanied by the linsanity that is the result of watching this individual win so hard. This term was first coined to describe the legendary rise of the New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.
At the ball, Cinderella was linning!
Linning by uclatommy April 11, 2012

licking a badger's arse 

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking
After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

licking bean 

To lick the clitoris, usually in a lesbian context.
Tim: I didn't realize Lena and Shirley were lesbians.

Rick: Sure and I say if they're into licking bean, well that's their business.

Tim: Of course.
licking bean by Canadian Tim November 13, 2006