literally

A good way to show that you are a total drama queen twit is to use the term 'literally' to describe every mundane thing that you do in life

'dude.. i literally died'

'oh... its a shame you are literally still alive though'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

literally unusable

A phrase used when nitpicking small problems in computer software, sarcastically portraying something that is barely noticeable as so bad that they can't even stand to use the software any more.

See that menu? They are using "they're" instead of "their." Literally unusable.

by thecodewarrior April 20, 2017

literal u-turn

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.

Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.

by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020

Literal Legend

An amazing song which some parents may say has a lot of potty language

*Literal Legend playing on the car with parents*

Parent: "Oh my god what is that potty language!"

by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021

half literate

Someone who can read, but not write. A group found in masses on discussion boards.

Half Literate? I cun read fuker!

by Onan October 9, 2003

Literally

Actually; in fact; without exaggeration. The single most overused and incorrectly used word in the English language.

"I literally died laughing."
"He just texted me, omg I literally can't."
"I am literally over it."
"This is literally the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich anyone ever made."
"He is literally such a jerk."
"I was literally, like, almost about to cry."

Now, let's look at this word used correctly:
"I know you're lactose intolerant...don't worry, there's literally no dairy in my house."
"Kim Kardashian has done literally nothing to deserve fame or fortune."
"Kanye West literally thinks he is Jesus Christ."

by Deest March 10, 2017

Literal Kangaroo

A marsupial, from the macropodidae family, that Dave Rubin claimed to see in Australia.

Dave Rubin: "Do you know this about Australia? They've got kangaroos running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo phssew just like that."

Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."

Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."

by Some Purpledude September 17, 2019