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Librarily Fucked

As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.
"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."

"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."

"-Will you go to the library with me?

- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."
by Librarily Fucked nr 1 January 12, 2011
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Libra

"He who can charm the birds from the trees, and pull you into his seas."
Q: you slept with him?
A: He's a libra.
Oh I see...
by Virgin Of Luck June 24, 2006
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Librandu

Librandus are urban naxals with a common political aim to overthrow the government of India, dismantle its secular constitution and establish and impose a communist abrahamic regime under a sharia constitution. These Sharia Bolshevists envision Dr. Zakir Naik and the Pope as the supreme leaders of their utopia and wish to bring India under the mighty rule of the Arab Empire.

They oppress the viraat upper-caste hindus via economic boycott and wish to convert all hindus into Christianity, Islam and Judaism. They aspire to take down the Indian army by uniting with naxals and carrying out surgical strikes. According to a self-proclaimed ricebag communist on reddit, once they achieve all of this, they will perform sharia necromancy and resurrect Marx, Engels, Mao, Stalin, Che, Castro and the Lenin brothers. The librandus will then annex Russia, dethrone Putin and replace him with the newly brought back to life Vladimir Lenin.

Librandu is the Indian equivalent of Libtard.

Etymology: the term Librandu is a combination of the words liberal and gaandu. It was coined by chaddis to label anyone who opposed or criticized them or their ideologies. Initially this term was supposed to be degrading and demeaning, but Thad librandus embraced it and appropriated it for themselves. (epic word jihad)
Chaddi: Muslims are Hindu converts
Sharia Bolshevist Liberal: Lmao XD bruh, weren't you the one who said Muslims were foreign invaders who exploited Hindus.

Chaddi: STFU Librandu !!!1!!1!!!!!!1
by 21092005 March 28, 2021
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Homer Babbidge Library

A large public library located on the campus of the University of Connecticut in Storrs, CT used primarily for sleeping and having sex.
"Lets have go have sex in Homer Babbidge Library, Jenny! You know, the place with all the books."
by slaxhere April 8, 2009
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the librarian

whilst having sex with a guy/girl, just as your about to climax, smack your partner in the face with a book. this will give a sudden rush of sexual stimulation to both partners.
yeah, i did the librarian with my bitch last night!
by Joe p mar January 5, 2009
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Librada

A Liberating feminine person; A silly outspoken female.
That librada has a lot to say!
by Krystal Vernon September 18, 2007
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public library

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.
Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?
by kramer, cozmo October 13, 2007
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