Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”
Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”
Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”
by Hhhhhhhhhhhhggg January 25, 2020
person 1 : let me pee on your chest
person 2 : ok sure
person 1 : *pees on person 2's chest*
person 2 : dude what the hell i was joking you pervert
person 2 : ok sure
person 1 : *pees on person 2's chest*
person 2 : dude what the hell i was joking you pervert
by i hate eating people's hair February 07, 2022
The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.
Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?
Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”
Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”
by Crashlandon August 14, 2022
you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out
by taylor garrett April 25, 2007
When you catch your son doing something effeminate, cringeworthy or something else that you or most others would find acceptable. Such things include simping, wearing Call of Duty socks or wearing a dress.
Let me catch MY son paying for only fans
by Andrew Lennon Shepard May 12, 2021
When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.
by Umme April 22, 2015
by Suspicious T May 08, 2021