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Secret Lemonade Drinker

A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.
Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?
by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011
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Polish Lemonade Stand

When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.
Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.

We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.
by DubSizzle April 26, 2004
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cunt lemonade

when you gather all orgasm juices of your girlfriend until you collect a pitcher full allow this pitcher to ferment over the course of three years after which you add lemon juice and your own cum of choice and then place in punch bowl at a five year old's chuckie cheese birthday party
"jason what the hell are you doing dressed up as chuckie cheese." "I'm about to give these bastards a whole punchbowl's worth of cunt lemonade bitch."
by dontbitethedickthatfeedsyou January 26, 2010
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ghetto lemonade

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.
"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."
by tommytaco April 4, 2003
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Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.
Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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Lemonised

When someone has eaten many lemons, and is sick of lemons now.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm LEMONISED!
Guy 2: Wow man, how many lemons did you eat?
by NomLemons June 28, 2011
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Backporch Lemonade

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts vinegar and water that has been aged a short time in one's ass. Drink is then strained over rocks into a highball glass with a twist of lemon! For added effect drink my be ordered "with amnesia". This is adding a doubleshot of Absinthe.
Man, I'm parched. I need a glass of backporch lemonade "with amnesia".
by Big "D" and Eddy Current July 14, 2011
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