Lebanon Jr. High School

Lebanon Jr. High is like Lebanon High School but with more white, racist, hill billys looking for dip. Sudents here can often be found blasting Post Malone or show tunes in the hallway, there is no room for other forms of music. The boys constantly ask for blowjobs and nudes while the girls constantly offer blowjobs and nudes. Lebanon Jr. High School is a cesspool of thots and cholas. Choir classes are not even real. Our clubs include GAY CLUB, GAY CLUB 2.0, and mathletes. When the students throw parties they ask to drink their parents alcohol. Many Eigth grade students date highschoolers because they have bigger dicks. INCLUDING THE FEMALES. The kids also once dropped cocaine in front of their principal.

"Dude, I hate my girlfriend."

"Lol, just get a Lebanon Jr. High School girl. They thots."

by Artificial.Insomniac May 22, 2018

lebans

a depressed teacher

A ms lebans came in our class today.

by colezey1278 February 28, 2018

lebanese guy

lebanese guy: kind of guy who is hot and knows his shit..

girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..

girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)

lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.

by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 21, 2010

lebanese bottleopener

A hallucinogenic drug that causes massive outbursts of rage and dancing. Very popular among primary school children as the small pills resemble M&M's. Ingredients include; Petrol (20%), Seagull Hearts (10%) and the tears of a morbidly obese Fabio (70%).
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.

"Yay it's Mr Smith with the 'candy' again!"

"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio

by svenernie May 20, 2009

Lobamaotomy

People who have had their frontal lobes removed but still support Obama. I think that we have been invaded by an alien race that has targeted mostly Democrats to take over their bodies and replace them with automatons.

Symptoms:
The undying support for a man and an administration even in the face of clear evidence that his policies will ruin all of our lives.

The constant repeating of simple mantras that make no sense, but make one feel good, hope and change, hope and change. “We are the ones”, we are the ones. The surrender of the self to believe in such truths as “Doing anything is better than doing nothing”. ? We have to do it now. We don’t need to read the bill or the fine print just trust us.

Cure:

Shock therapy: If not administered quickly there will be a rapid reduction of cash in ones wallet, loss of freedom and liberty.

I think that most democrats have had a Lobamaotomy.

by Larry Levine October 20, 2009

Lebaiting

To intentionally provoke argument or outrage from a highly opinionated person particularly of a leftist persuasion

There was some classic lebaiting going on at the office today.

by TheLurkerattheThreshold April 28, 2011

Lebab

Anti-tower of Babel

A: "If I'm not mistaken you also speak English, either that or I've suddenly learned a Slavic language"
B:"Anti-tower of Babel?"
C:"The tunnel of Lebab."

by hippie2.0 February 26, 2013