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Dell Laptop 

Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.
Wow, let's buy a Dell Laptop!!!
Dell Laptop by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Porn Laptop 

An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.
Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!
Porn Laptop by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009

ghetto laptop 

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.
Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

Oven Laptop 

When you and yo girl fucking in the kitchen while you watching porn, and it heats up the situation
Lamar: Aye what'd y'all do yesteraday?
Jamaal: Me and my girl did a oven laptop yesterday
Oven Laptop by Lil Teemo August 24, 2016

post punk laptop rap 

The self-created genre that MC Lars describes his music as.
MC Lars is the originator of "post punk laptop rap"

shit on a laptop 

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.
He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
shit on a laptop by FatFSA April 13, 2021