wasp on the lapel

Any situation where a person becomes unduly panicked and makes ill-advised decisions or movements as a result.

Guy 1: Gerald thought he saw his ex-girlfriend so he turned around to bolt and ran straight into a waitress and knocked her tray full of drinks all over the floor.
Guy 2: He had a wasp on the lapel.
Guy 1: Exactly.

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

lape

To lape someone is the act by which one ejaculates seminal fluids on another's body.

She complained that after being laped she was all sticky.

by Mokra Cipka December 24, 2007

snapper lapper

A lesbian, or bisexual female who performs oral sex on another female.

John, don't get your hopes up, she's a snapper lapper.

by Ape.man July 9, 2007

zedis lapedis

Originally a term of surprise or shock as coined by the Disney Channel original movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" it has also become a cuss word substitute

Instead of "F*ck, that test was hard!", one would say:
"Zedis Lapedis, that test was hard!"

by Cindy-lu February 20, 2010

mr larsen

A faggot hatted by everyone and current principle at Minisink Valley Middle School.

I hope Mr Larsen burns in hell. Bro everyone does

by Ktr.3 May 7, 2017

lapsnorkeler

n. one who performs oral sex, usually in a moving motor vehicle
v. the act of performig oral sex ie. lapsnorkeling

That bitch was a real lapsnorkeler, she blew me for the entire ride home.

by RD Sullivan September 24, 2005

Lapper

someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls

Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper

He was too much of a lapper to kiss me

by eljx July 6, 2005