Laptop Expat

The annoying expat who constantly post pictures of themselves working on their laptop by the beach, nature or a cafe in some remote third world country, usually very pale skin, malnourished and spotting a manbun with a cup of soy latte, and portraying themselves as successful carefree individual living the life.

See that hippie laptop expat over there? He said he's a dropshipper.

by anonymous August 16, 2021

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Laptop Stomp

when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.

If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.

My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.

I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp

by RalphsNakedButt December 9, 2021

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Lapoochie

A word filler for any sentence or call anyone for an insult

Get the hell out of here you damn lapoochie

by mr scary armpit January 4, 2022

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Laptop Gamer

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny

Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin

by Someonewhoactuallytouchesgrass August 5, 2022

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Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022

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Lapool

A lapool is a place where you can do laps in a pool because its extra exercise since your swimming a doing laps. Thats one of the hundreds of words that i think so most definitely exist.

Jimmy: WOAH did you see Bobs lapool?
Joe: Whats a lapool?
Jimmy: Are you an IDIOT?

by RICE IS YUMMY December 29, 2022

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