lagger

A sanctimonious driver who leaves hundreds of feet between himself and the guy in front of him while driving in heavy highway traffic. Laggers think they are saving energy and being safe drivers but actually they induce people behind them to change lanes to get around them thereby increasing the likelihood of accidents, never mind all the stress and aggrivation they cause. They are too stupid to see that if everyone drove like them, there would be no room on the highways during rush hour.

Passenger: "Why are you driving so slow?" Driver: "Because of this fucking lagger in front of me. Just give me a second to get around him. Christ, I hate those assholes".

by doog revird April 2, 2010

Laggies

A condition where one lags tremendously. Caused by chronic masturbation.

Dude, I got a bad case of the laggies. :(

by Garozerg June 12, 2008

Lagger

Someone who can't, or chooses not to, keep up with the walking pace of the rest of the group, and trails behind. Followed by the phrase "who's the lagger?" to taunt said lagger.

Natalie was mincing around behind the rest of the group daydreaming and keeping everyone in front waiting for her. "Who's the lagger?" they shouted. She was.

by Buchinski December 18, 2008

Luggle

Someone who isn't from London finding it difficult to understand its complexities.

Compound of London + Muggle (from Harry Potter Muggle: non-magical person)

If Tourists struggling to find their way around the underground looking at the maps you might exclaim:
"The luggles are blocking the way"
Or if you have just made a fundemental mistake in your understanding of the city:
"I am such a luggle"

by jonthedog June 12, 2009

Lagle

The act of acting completely insane while high or drunk.

She's a Lagle. All drunk, running around screaming at the moon.

by Lagler January 7, 2013

Asuka Langley Soryu Kin

Someone who would probably use people, say they’re cooler or smarter than basically everyone else, cute for the most part, Will call you a gay Shinji kin, sorta funny, weird in a way, is actually not smarter than you, Lowkey Lesbian, Will get mad at you a lot, WILL HARASS YOU.

Person 1: Is that Sasorii?!
Person 2:Oh god that’s the Asuka Langley Soryu Kin watch out they’ll tell you how they’re cooler than you or harass you for no reason.

by Rengoatku July 21, 2021

lagger

A male who, when in the company of several other males (e.g. part of an athletic team) and leaving a public dressing/locker room, lags behind the others for a minute in hopes of catching a secret glimpse of naked male bodies.

The football team quickly branded Brad as a lagger.

by sturge February 12, 2003