ladder

Often portrayed in the trap, referring to an extended magazine or clip of around 30 rounds. Common synonym for extended magazines in rap music.

Just picked up my glock 40 and i put a ladder in that b*tch

by bmker1 November 14, 2018

Gash Ladder

The technique of buying girls drinks in order to get closer to the poon.

I used the gash ladder at maximum extension last night; 10 drinks got my clunge puncher wet

by hitman_heron July 22, 2009

crabs ladder

The small trail of pube-like hair that slithers up from a males (or females) pubes.
Up to the belly button.

I shaved off my Crabs Ladder last night!

by NicLauren'sole April 17, 2016

Ladder Monkey

1. One who is proficient in truck company operations.
2. A crew consisting of a Company Officer, Engineer, Senior Firefighter, and a Firefighter.

Hey Joe, Look at those guys!, they look like a bunch of monkey's climbing up and down that ladder, its the best damn truck group EVER!
These guys give true meaning to the term Ladder Monkey, their awesome

by Your Ladder Daddy March 24, 2009

white ladder

white bar-shaped pill of alprazolam (xanax) with horizontal scores, comprising four 2mg doses

I got my prescription for white ladders filled today so I'll be relaxing on the couch tonight instead of going out.

by bettyfreakinwhite August 11, 2009

eagle has landed

An expression heard monthly over the PA system in schools informing teachers that their paychecks are in. This is often mocked and made fun of by students.

The announcement echoed over the PA system: "Teachers, the eagle has landed."

by OMGitsjenny June 30, 2005

Ladder Theory

Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.

Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”

Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006