lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

by meloballer_ April 8, 2023

lactobismal

A medicine created in 2001 for aide in stopping uncontrollable defecation. However, it showed an enormous amount of side-effects, some lethal. Ergo, it was never considered for public sale and was disposed of immediately after testing.

My cousin Greg volunteered to try out Lactobismal, and I haven't seen him since...

by Lactobismal-Man July 20, 2009

lactiferous duct

The part of a nipple that releases breast milk.

OW SHIT HE BIT MY LACTIFEROUS DUCT!!!

by Lact-man November 6, 2011

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

by CardinalRed August 17, 2012

Lactitties

Titties that are lactating.

That chick had better wear are nursing bra 'cause she's got those big lactitties.

by Vanilla shake May 28, 2015

Lactescent

(L. lactescere, to turn to milk) Adjective meaning 'producing milk' in zoology and 'yielding latex' in botany.

Her titties are lactescent, she must be preggers.

by Spermophyll August 22, 2016

lactosing

When your dick squirts from out of your body and the girl starts spraying semen from her breasts

During the hardcore sex, the couple started lactosing

by Me_123456 May 15, 2018