lag munch 

Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.

"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"

lag munch by Mr.Xbox January 15, 2009

Lag-Dying 

An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.

The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.

Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!

Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!

Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?

Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.

Lag-Dying by Ab0mbs August 14, 2009

Lag Paradox 

When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.

John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!

Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.

Lag Paradox by Wolf5297 January 6, 2010

Lag Kraken  

An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled

"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."

Lag Kraken by FAC Spitfire97 October 16, 2008

Lag between the vag 

The time period between two relationships. Also used as time between two times having sex. (AKA time between the ladies)

Dude 1: Dude, i found this kick ass girl for you, and she's a hottie too!
Dude 2: Man, i just broke with (ladies name) i could use some lag between the vag. So no thank you.

Lag between the vag by Goalkeeper October 27, 2009

Lag Ram 

An occurence on online gaming, mainly First Person Shooter games, whereas your connection lags when a teammate runs into, or generally makes contact with you.

"Damn it, I would've had that kill if my stupid teammate didn't lag ram me and ruin my shot."

Lag Ram by jbm321 October 26, 2011

Lag Race 

Is what occurs when you are trying to play a long embedded video of high quality and the downloading is trying to out run the speed of the video playing so you do not get the "buffering" delay.

I was trying to watch "Grinding the Crack" on youtube in HD but my download was so slow it lost the lag race and I had to pause it so it could continue to download.

Lag Race by Moonpie225 March 14, 2012