can't win for losing

A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.

"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."

by Kraas March 5, 2008

Looking for Alaska

1)John Green the Michael L. Printz award winner's first book. So far there is no sequel, nor does John intend on writing one, but Looking for Alaska may be made into a movie. John Green has also written two other books, An Abundance of Katherines and Paper Towns.

2) "Lookin for Alaska" is a song written by Liane Graham covered by Hank Green for John Green's book Looking for Alaska.

Person 1: Looking for Alaska is one of my favorite books.
Person 2: Ya, but have you heard the song for the book? It rocks my socks.

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

losing my religion

1. At the end of your rope.

2. Can't deal with life anymore.

"I'm sick of everyone, I'm losing my religion"

by gRuVekiTtY August 5, 2005

looking like a snack

When you're looking so delicious bae can't contain him/herself.

You: *jumps out shower* *bae barges in*
Bae: Babe you looking like a snack! I could slurp you all up like a bowl of ramen noodles.
You: monkaS

by pogchamp3000 May 26, 2018

looking for a job

When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?

Stoner: I was looking for a job.

Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?

Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?

Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?

Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.

by [e-mail] August 9, 2008

average looking

Neutral territory between ugly and attractive. These people are neither ugly or model material; however, there personalities tend to be their most greatest asset. To be average looking means to be imperfect.

Jennifer is average looking, but has a shining personality.

by Fruitloop544 April 6, 2016

Goofy Looking Fool

a guy that is goofy looking usually seen with a hot girl. you can find them from coast to coast usually in malls. GFL's are usually fat or chubby with a scruffy appearance and yellow teeth.

"how did that goofy looking fool get such a hot girl?"

by 666jiggaboo August 27, 2008