This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
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Get the First rate cunt lapper mug.Performed by a young girl who does not "want to go all the way" but still desires to please her partner. The action of making out on another's lap. See also prude.
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Get the lappish tea-drinking traditions mug.lots of lap or alot of fat on your lap therefore making it lappy which comes in handy for a stripper to give you a lap dance; Also a very sexual lapdance
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