legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

by jon_newhart April 30, 2014

legal as fuck

When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term

Prenups are legal as fuck homie

by Bigdeezy661 September 19, 2015

legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017

legal seafood

a good restaurant in the short hills mall

lets eat fish at legal seafood

by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018

legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!

Count the "legal vote"s

by legal_Alien November 5, 2020

Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.

- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020