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Last Measure

Last Measure is a pop-up shock site by the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) featuring various shock site pics, including Tubgirl, Meatspin and goatse.cx. It is also accompanied by a NSFW audio exclaimg "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". It is also known to give your computer viruses. If you ever come across of it, DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON IT!!!
"Holy shit, I just clicked on a link to Last Measure!"
by Mike Cheesemin October 16, 2006
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Last song syndrome

To listen to music before going out of the house, and having the last song you hear before leaving stick in your head all through your journey, and beyond. Is usually accompanied by subconscious humming. This syndrome is particularly dangerous when the song happens to be the most pathetic, crappy, albeit catchy song ever.
I stupidly tuned into Crap FM before going to work, and had 'Barbie Girl' playing over and over and over in my head all through the bus ride. That's why I cut my wrists Doc.
by James Medic November 9, 2004
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Last Man Standing

One of the most dangerous matches in the wrestling world (apart from the Hell in a Cell match). The only way to win the match is by knockout i.e. incapacitate you're opponent for 10 seconds.
Triple H and Ric Flair competed in a Last Man Standing Match at Armageddon once, where Triple H twatted Ric Flair with a sledghammer to win
by Hargy August 26, 2006
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last text keeper

That person that sends you a senseless message after having a text-message conversation that is over so that you reply and he/she gets to keep the "last" message and not reply again (especially done by women)
M: so, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8 pm, ok?
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
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W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"
by Dexter_prog October 27, 2009
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Last man in the gangbang

man I waited to get those concert tickets, Just to be the last man in the gangbang!
by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002
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Last Airbender

Steve: Hey man, you finally came around to seeing The Matrix! how was it?

Mike: it was pretty cool. it was kinetic, atmospheric, and visually stunning. Too bad Keanu Reeves was so Last Airbender when it came to the acting.
by Dietcokecan12 July 8, 2010
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last-word freak

mentally ill person who has uncontrollable desire to get the last word in an argument or discussion.
I couldn't end the conversation because of that crazy last-word freak!
by Jane Greenberg September 20, 2006
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