laser bop

getting bop from a laser

dude, I just got laser bop.

by donkeyswamp January 18, 2009

Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 03, 2010

Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"

"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."

by John 117 September 26, 2007

laser thingy

A red light that is emitted from a tool to be used as a sight for accuracy. Can be used on weapons, pointers and temperature guns.

My buddy Joe has a temperature gun and it has a laser thingy so you can point it at your junk and get the temperature!

by Jay Doggy Dog September 14, 2006

laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

by pentozali October 19, 2007

laser gun

The futuristic version of a regular gun.

Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

laser whore

some one who, despite of inefficiencies, uses the spartan laser in Halo 3 for EVERYTHING, and is a total newb

damn that laser whore, i can't get to him

by Army Man Hascall August 19, 2008