how to steal a laptop

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by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017

Dell Laptop

Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.

Wow, let's buy a Dell Laptop!!!

by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Porn Laptop

An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.

Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!

by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009

ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

by king cortez the third August 19, 2010

Oven Laptop

When you and yo girl fucking in the kitchen while you watching porn, and it heats up the situation

Lamar: Aye what'd y'all do yesteraday?
Jamaal: Me and my girl did a oven laptop yesterday

by Lil Teemo August 24, 2016

post punk laptop rap

The self-created genre that MC Lars describes his music as.

MC Lars is the originator of "post punk laptop rap"

by Richard Cawdron July 27, 2006