koala bear

a very beautiful woman. who loves to cuddle.

someone so beautiful that everyone likes her.

damn that bitch is a "koala bear"

by dsarrs January 12, 2009

koala punch

When you are really frustrated at work, and feel like punching a small animal (especially a koala).

John was so frustrated when he got home from work, he koala punched his girlfriend's shitzu.

by FrustratedAtWork February 4, 2009

stinky koala

Genitals infected with chlamydia. Wild koalas are known to be riddled with this disease.

"bro, how'd it go with that shawty you were sucking face with last night?"
"dude, not good, her WAP was a stinky koala"
"bro"

by opalessence March 4, 2023

koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012

Koala Shit

a word used to describe girls when the act cute and cuddly until she becomes comfortable and you learn shes actually an anti-touch person.

Person A- "Bro...she seemed so nice when i met her, we always snuggled and she was so cute, and then we started hanging out and... BAM! BITCH MODE!"

Person B- "Dude... she went KOALA SHIT on yo ass!"

by ayyobro9 May 8, 2011

Horny Koala

A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.

Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.

by Batrmmmf December 19, 2014

dick koala

When a girl likes her boyfriends dick so much that she clings to it like a koala

Gabby has been acting like a real dick koala ever since she started dating travis.

by cresttotalwhite March 29, 2017