A strong yet playful expression used to tell someone to get lost, as they are either; a liar, chatting shit, being annoying, or you don't want them to be around you.
More commonly used in Scotland.
More commonly used in Scotland.
"Want to head to Revolution for a couple of drinks tonight?"
"Grab a knob mate, of course I don't!"
"I did so well in that exam man!"
"Aye right you did, away and grab a knob."
"Grab a knob mate, of course I don't!"
"I did so well in that exam man!"
"Aye right you did, away and grab a knob."
by Diego Milito August 12, 2016
Get the grab a knobmug. Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.
Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!
by Megagnome August 22, 2010
Get the Dick Knobmug. A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.
The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
by wildmurphy April 17, 2009
Get the Knob-Jockeymug. by Anonymous November 8, 2002
Get the knob gobblermug. To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"
by William E. April 25, 2006
Get the polishing the knobmug. A dude's filthy, dirty cock after having sex with a prostitute, a crack whore, meth whore, or just an all around cock hopping ho.
After a quick $10 bang with the local prostitite on the way home from work, Roger stopped at the gas station to wash the stink off his Grunge Knob before going home to get a little head from his wife.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Get the Grunge Knobmug.