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Originates from the word Klute.

The art of getting any action whilst Klooting, or as a direct result of Kloot.

Any action with a Klooger voids Klootage
Male:Oreet mate, I had major Klootage last nite.

Female:It wasnt her was it?

Male: Yeah why?!?!?

Female:Shes a Fucking Klooger you tit- it doesnt count

Male:Bugger- id better go bleach myself then
Klutage by wafrock October 15, 2004

Kutztown High School 

where almost everyone is fake, all the freshman are annoying out the ass, the football team absolutely sucks, and most of the students think they are special and entitled
“Dude these freshman at my school are soooo annoying.”
“Ohh, you must go to Kutztown High School?”
to get incredibly jacked
Betty White: "Man, that guy is krutz'd"
krutz'd by Indifferent December 13, 2019
kutz is a faggot
kutz by kaki definitions January 14, 2018
That one guy you know whose sexual orientation is questionable. He likes to cook, clean, and is often considered by many to be a maternal figure
"Hey Kutzy, what's up?"
"Not much, just finished making all my siblings' beds."
"Wtf why?"
Kutzy by Parker Posie March 9, 2021
Klutzy is a up coming rapper in the game , he is known for the songs “your love is my drug” and “insane” and his music is on all platforms!
Klutzy is A fucken beast and a legend.
klutzy by Up coming people October 6, 2019