kids' crucifix orgy 

where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.

"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"

"Wait that's illegal"

kids' crucifix orgy by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021

Kids in The Sandbox 

A shock site were a girl shoves a dildo up a guys penis.

Chris "hey nick watch this Kids In The Sandbox??"
nick "ok"..."nick killed him self"

Kids in The Sandbox by nicholas Dunn May 10, 2008

kids choice awards 

The act of vomiting on to something or something. This is named so because the Kid's Choice Awards on Nick are notorious for "sliming" people.

I drank too much and fucking kids choice awards on your face.

kids choice awards by Joshua Aguiar November 9, 2006

Kids in a Sandbox 

Kinds in a Sandbox is a disgusting video in which a woman shoves a vibrator into the urethra of a man

Kids in a Sandbox is a nasty form of female domination

Kids in a Sandbox by Shahnawaz December 13, 2007

kids behind bars

The act of ejaculating onto your partners teeth. However, your partner would have braces, thus coining the term “kids behind bars”

“Hey Steve! What happened with that lost 14 year old girl you found yesterday?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars”

kids behind bars by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020

kids in different area codes 

The result of being a big time player or a skank-ass ho, seriously getting around. Often used figuratively.

Bartholomew: "Yo peep dis shiznit nigga. Ya know dat blowed-ass biznitch Gertrude from South Central? Well dat ho be sweatin' deez nutz mothafucka, I'm fin' to tap dat ass and smack dat shit sideways if ya know what I'm sayin'.
Mortimer: "Hell naw dogg you don't want none of dat sheeeit. Dat bitch been around ya know what I'm sayin', she got kids in different area codes."

kids in different area codes by Nick D October 15, 2003

Kids at the pool with no towels 

When you use the toilet for a bowel movement, and there is no toilet paper.

"Mom, why are there kids at the pool with no towels?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."

Kids at the pool with no towels by corrupteddevil September 13, 2009