baby kia- lets play a little game i made all u gotta do is pick a candy bar one got a blade, if we eat the wrong one istg boy thats on you, all ik if u spit the sh out i bet i shoot.
by idkidk198 January 2, 2024
Get the baby kiamug. A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 15, 2023
Get the Kia Stingermug. n. A smol silver/grey haired neko with class plus sass at the age of 21 and most importantly extreme self pride. Despite her prideful efforts, people often fail to acknowledge that she too is also a woman. She is just as much as involved in her hubris, as much as she is involved in her neko side as well as her neko habits. What do you mean she doesn't have neko traits?!
She has cat ears for crying out loud! Her tail however....That's actually a mystery. But people should still love her regardless. Males specifically. They are so quick to back off when they find a woman like her. Also she likes red. So if you see this lovely 3 inch woman, give her a rose and see how the smol cat reacts.
She has cat ears for crying out loud! Her tail however....That's actually a mystery. But people should still love her regardless. Males specifically. They are so quick to back off when they find a woman like her. Also she likes red. So if you see this lovely 3 inch woman, give her a rose and see how the smol cat reacts.
Ex.1:
Boyfriend: Hi my name is Boyfriend and this is my jerk of a failed Quinder Date, Kia
Kia: WTF did you just call me?! It's not my fault you were afraid to hookup with me!
Boyfriend: See? This is why I don't like her.
Ex.2:
Kia: Hey Lia. I'm feeling cat-ish. Can I lay on your lap.
Lia: Of course, Kia!
Kia: Thanks.
Boyfriend: Hi my name is Boyfriend and this is my jerk of a failed Quinder Date, Kia
Kia: WTF did you just call me?! It's not my fault you were afraid to hookup with me!
Boyfriend: See? This is why I don't like her.
Ex.2:
Kia: Hey Lia. I'm feeling cat-ish. Can I lay on your lap.
Lia: Of course, Kia!
Kia: Thanks.
by SparkleBagel75 July 17, 2022
Get the Kiamug. evil ahh atl rapper who screams criminal lyrics into the mic which actually sounds alright. nd he growls into the mic.
baby kia: point the glock at his mouth have him beggin please, told lil manman grab the pliers lets make a necklace out his teeth.
by idkidk198 December 28, 2023
Get the baby kiamug. 
Karen’s best friend.Kia could be a nice person, that could play the role of being nice to people she dislikes,very good at acting. She could be a good listener, but could pretend to be an acquaintance. Has a quirky personality but its a disguised to get people to like her, and hide her personality disorder. Could have issues with her sexuality, but she is true to her family. Has trouble making decisions about her career, could have a career of success but likes to take breaks, in reality she not happy with her career choices. Loves to take breaks, manipulates people to do her job or things for her. Usually works as a cashier, or as a server. She loves animals, and the beach. Could be a type of car.
by NatVeryCool November 23, 2021
Get the Kiamug. When you are overwhelmed by the smell of pot, similar to the smell of opening the door of a cheap rental car whose last renter used it to hot box.
by ProfP2025 June 1, 2025
Get the Renting a Kiamug.