drunk slob kabob

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.

OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!

by arm&hammer February 20, 2010

Kaleb'd

When a man forcefully grabs a woman's tits without consent.

Paige: "Kaleb just Kaleb'd me! What do I do?!"
Tanner: "I don't care"

by FHRITP69 August 14, 2015

Kalon moment

When Kalon says something that Kalon would say

“You didn’t know you could block in Kingdom Hearts? Kalon moment.”

by Kridian719 October 13, 2020

Kalomaze Moment

When you have a brainfart and cannot form coherent speech leaving you to say unfunny jokes or private information

Dude: *says unfunny joke*
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment

by Sundae C² February 18, 2021

Jamaican Shish Kabob

Shitting on the face of a passed out person usually in the form of a diarrhea like or wet consistency.

That was about as bad as when Charlie got Jamaican Shish Kabobed last New Years!

by RickySpanish20 December 31, 2014

finn x kaleb

finn: wow i get so many bitches

kaleb: yes you do alpha😍😍😍😍

finn x kaleb fr

by finnc February 5, 2023

Kaleb

A dude who many people have mixed about

Person 1: How do you feel about Kaleb

Person 2: I hate the dude!

Person 3: Na, Kaleb is so cool

by bobthe man November 13, 2017