Kablum

Dan Schneider's retake on kablam, but in the form of a 17 hour uncut (uncircumcised) child pornography clip including foot jobs/ and "kabluming".

"Bro did you watch Kablum last night?"
"Yea but I only got 2 hours in!"
"Nah bro when he started Kabluming and yelling Kablum at the 7 hour mark was definitely my favorite scene."

by YoungFuhrer April 19, 2023

Kallamar

A blue squid from Cult of the lamb. Very cowardly, god of pestilence. Had his ears cut off.

Guy one: “Why is Kallamar so difficult?”
Guy two “I think it’s the fireball attacks.”

by A cult of the lamb Fanatic. March 9, 2024

kaillum

That one handy tall guy that plays basketball that can reach the top shelf

its a person lol hello Kaillum

by aefffffffdjsdjlfhldzvldbgvjkxj April 18, 2024

Kaluman

A soul born in Kalyug, shaped by the chaos of the era but still striving to maintain humanity and purity. A person who exists in a corrupted world but fights to stay true to themselves.

Despite the overwhelming negativity around him, he remains a Kaluman, holding onto his humanity

by Kalyug ka manav April 28, 2025

Kablump

The specific, heavy, and surprisingly public sound of a body surrendering to gravity, usually involving skis, ego, and an audience of strangers.

I skied about ten feet, and then—kablump. I immediately fell into a snowbank and heard its echo that felt like it was judging me.

by TheFiftyTwo February 7, 2026

kalsum bibi

someone who is severely obsessed with coffee and most definitely NOT serene

AB : HAVE U BRUSHED UR TEETH KALSUM BIBI?
K : NO IM DRINKING COFFEE

by omgy4smin December 24, 2025