Kling

A stupid fuck-tard, that looks like Peter Griffin.

My boss is a kling

by Corona693369 June 23, 2009

klinsman

its when u skid in muddy ground on u're chest like u're goin down a slide on u're front
named after german footballer jurgen klinsman who first introduced it as a celebration

look at big steves jacket! he said he pulled a klinsman last nite

by thorney January 1, 2004

klinklon

an endearing short form for someone with the name "Kalinda"

I'm watching saturday night live with klinklon

by RaGau December 12, 2009

klingon

any vehicle following behind another so as to avoid getting a speeding ticket. Usually a klingon hangs back a safe distance, matches your speed and is hard to get rid of. Alot like the pieces of poo that hang from your butt.

I had a klingon on my ass for the last 5 miles.

by mr_membrane November 1, 2006

kwinh

1. a manly man (:
2. who is comfortable talking about ANY subject (INTIMACY ETC)
3. BUTTERFLIES
4. and a life saver <3

kwinh not KWIN

by nyvia the giant October 18, 2008

Klinkell

major cuddling and sex jokes between two best freinds

Woah! thats some hardcore klinkelling!

by Cuing March 27, 2013

Klingon high

A level of highness that defies measurement.

"Dude, on a 1 to 10 scale, 1 being not high at all and 10 being really really high, I'm at Klingon right now."

"Ay matey, me scallywag heart remembreth fondly the days when this ol' pirate could get Klingon high off just one puff."

by Dr Harry Johnson May 11, 2013