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Janteloven

A Danish law where the simple rule is that you're no special, no better than others and no one "cares" about you. Think about yourself before everyone else because no one will save you in the end.
Basically this law says "Fuck humanity, do what you want" This is a "law" of that said that It's not directly a law but many people live up to it. If you combine this law with "Free Speech" or in Danish "Ytringsfrihed" you will basically be able to do almost anything (non-criminal of course) You are you, do what you want, you're not special.
Example;
Zammi: I'm richer than you, therfore better and you're a zero!
Bichael: Fuck you, we're all equal. Read Janteloven!
Zammi: You.. fuck...
by hartsupper69 January 9, 2018
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Jants

Pants that are made from a denim cloth;
When your physique will not allow you to wear regular jeans, you wear these
Don't wear jants like your grandma!
by Suemy May 31, 2018
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Jantese

Is the type of friend who sticks up for you, never dyes down, and is ready to fight a bitch!Jantese is pretty and all people wanna be her friend , stay with friends like her
Jantese is a beautiful , nice hearted person
by Best friend ever October 8, 2018
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Juantes

A group of dank memers who reigned the halls of Battle Field back from 2014-2018. All rumored to be gay, especially that one brown couple that owns a parrot. Also consists of the vegan, the half white half Mexican chick who skates in California, the white fever asian who's at fall risk, the sax player, and the super gay one that has a huge clown kink.
Mark: Did you hear of Juantes?
Jana: Yeah they're gay
by ipxclub October 17, 2018
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jantalis

Jantalis was aborted
by Broth796 January 10, 2019
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Jant

Driving somewhere, getting a lift somewhere or driving without purpose.
"Come on and we go on a Jant into town" "Donnybrook? thats a fair ole Jant"
by Shelter January 23, 2019
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Jhanta

A really cool guy. He is a man thot and has dated a lot of girls and broke a lot of hearts. He has anger issues. He may seem like a bad person but once you get to know the real him he is amazing. He can make you smile all the time. His smile is so cute and makes you want to just hug him. Everything about his appearance is just so cute.
Girl: Who is that guy? He is so cute.
Other: That’s Jhanta. He dated two of my friends.
by Well idk........ February 16, 2019
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