cock jousting

A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!
Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!
by Derek WWWAAAKKK July 06, 2007
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finger joust

Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go.
Dude, I went to www.fingerjoust.com and learned all about finger jousting.
by The Lord of the Joust August 13, 2005
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Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish
mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia
by Daniel December 14, 2003
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bus jousting

in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive
player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning
by PWN master93 July 20, 2009
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Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis
Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting
by Afsd May 31, 2015
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Genital Jousting

A game were 2 males battle with their dick till it hurts
Oh my god look at him and Tony over the playing genital jousting
by Mikeymac._.96 February 01, 2021
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