A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!
Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!
by Derek WWWAAAKKK August 3, 2007
Get the cock joustingmug. Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go.
by The Lord of the Joust September 5, 2005
Get the finger joustmug. by Daniel December 14, 2003
Get the Ass Joustingmug. in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive
player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning
by PWN master93 July 20, 2009
Get the bus joustingmug. When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.
by SpaceJamIsMyGay January 6, 2018
Get the Jousting cockmug. Another word for argument
by Savagemotherfucker July 1, 2017
Get the Word joustingmug. When attempting to have sex with a limp penis
by Afsd June 2, 2015
Get the Noodle joustingmug.