Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.

I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!

by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025

Choch JÖNTER

a pussy you make fun of or someone who often gets ridiculed.

vu man chu - a choch jonter king

that girl is a Choch JÖNTER.

those guys over there are nothing but Choch JÖNTER.

by eddyomama December 13, 2008

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017

Margo Jonker Stadium

Margo Jonker Stadium.

Friend 1: Hey man let’s go to Margo Jonker Stadium!
Friend 2: Margo Jonker Stadium.

by monop September 21, 2021

DE’JONIER

PRETTIEST MF OUTT DERE..

DAMN , YOU SAW DE’JONIER SHE RAW ASFF. :)

by TheeBaap March 14, 2022

Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".

Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"

by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025