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John

john at my crib tonight
by urban dictionary reliable sour December 20, 2018
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John

my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.
John dblu is awesome
by xxyo_mommaxx September 23, 2011
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John

John is a pleb
by imnotapleb May 4, 2016
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John

John likes hairy nipples. Lovely guy though.
Me: Hey John whats your favourite thing
John: Big hairy Nipples
by You_know_who September 23, 2013
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John

John is a fucking cunt. End of story. :D
by VortexOCE/john sucks April 23, 2019
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John

John is that guy at the sport game who gets a little bit too drunk and yells at the coach "hey coach i could of called that will my eyes close" or "hey coach i was banging your wife last night HEEEEEEEE"
we are really going to invite john he is a cunt
by metaFaggot November 28, 2016
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John

by I am livid May 23, 2018
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