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Johan

A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee
"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"
by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017
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Johan

The name"Johan" is a male name from Germany. They are confident and the man who has this name is the Strongest.
He's just like Johan
by Yujiro Hamma November 21, 2021
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Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.
"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"
by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024
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Johan

Johan is really big!!
by urban.fkn.dictionary December 12, 2016
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Johan

Johan is the kind of guy who does nothing and impress all girls around him. He is the talk of a girls hostel. He has a reserved nature and has very few people in his close circle. He might have a problem in socialising but that doesn't stop him from getting girls.
He is daring to do anything and wanted to try out anything and everything that seems exciting. He is such a pure soul.
He is a lazy guy but once he gets in mood he is a power-pack of everlasting energy
He is a great friend whom you never ever wanna loose. Having a Johan as your best friend is the best feeling you can have. He is the best to try out crazy things with.
He is a super cool guy . He can be hot and cute at the same time. He is so good at heart that even his girl best friend might feel like saying him..
LOL You just can't stop telling about him once you start...
He is certainly someone everyone wishes to have in their life
When someone is lazy: "he is playing Johan"
When you see someone cute and hot ant the same time: He is Johan
by anonymous April 9, 2021
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Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.
Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl
by pablodetaco February 22, 2025
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Karl-Johan

A nickname given to someone, whose behaviour is insanely idiotic. Often said in a joking manner.
Person A: That Elias guy is an idiot!
Person B: Yeah, a real Karl-Johan
by Aabank April 11, 2017
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