hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 4, 2013

jog

jump out gang

Quando rondo and em they jog

by Jump0utAce May 4, 2022

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.

I'm going jog watching at track practice.

by Max Bronson November 19, 2015

jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.

Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!

by Revival31313 June 12, 2018

Jogging

Refers to someone slow playing.

Refers to slow drivers.

Refers to slow movers.

Refers to slow game players.

"Bro, stop jogging, we gotta go"

"I'm on i35. This car in front of me is jogging"

"It's been a month, and she still jogging"

"It's your turn, stop jogging"

by Captian Jjack April 6, 2024

juke and jog

Running from the left to the right to avoid a pursuer or chase an objective.

If someone is shootin at you, you should be jukin and joggin.
See that dog chasin that rabbit, and that rabbit juke and jog to get away?

by Bboop59 July 28, 2016

Jog

Noun - jeans dog

A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.

I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!

I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention

by HoverGuy August 2, 2022