Evil preacher who preaches for millions of dollars but wont lift a finger until guilt tripped to help hurricane victims hes litterly leading over 7 million people straight to hell in a handbasket . A true pawn of the antichrist.
by frien June 14, 2019
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by CasMerc December 9, 2019
Get the Joel mug.'Oh buddy, I don't remember anything from that staff party, but from the texts on my phone, I think I may/may not have a serious joblem on Monday.'
'I quit my job yesterday, today I get a phone call saying they are firing me. Joblem what?'
'I quit my job yesterday, today I get a phone call saying they are firing me. Joblem what?'
by Neilerson January 3, 2008
Get the joblem mug.Noun: A story in which one goes on a long rant about a story, boring, Unsolicited, which has no real ending or point to it. None the less very entertaining
Steve: yo joel, what'd you do on the weekend with your brother?
Gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where I live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and I saw this chipmunk,
Steve: what was the chipmunk doing?
Gary:...
Steve: mmkay Gary, that would be another Joel Story
Gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where I live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and I saw this chipmunk,
Steve: what was the chipmunk doing?
Gary:...
Steve: mmkay Gary, that would be another Joel Story
by Teeeeeee January 16, 2011
Get the Joel Story mug.Has a pretty mellow personality, mid kicks. Likes red pants and Tie Dyes. I definetly recommend riding him. He goes great with some Indy's, bones reds bearings and bones wheels. Loves Hardflips & Golden Retrievers. WHICH by the way aren't overrated. youtube channel: sk8rjoel567
Joel Siciliano pushed his way to willow with his swaggering red pants, and tie dye shirt while skating his new baker with indy's, bones reds bearings, hubba wheels while walking his golden retriever.
by Golden Retreiver 69 August 17, 2012
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