Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

a silly goose whos a silly little willy, also the lyrics for a song called (the ruler of everything - tally hall)

please go listen

PLEASE.

person 1: hey dawg uh whats that one song that goes "do u hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber-"

person 2: ruler of everything?

person 1: oh yea- wanna listen together?

person 2: yea! that would be silly! /pos

by mushroomkingdom January 8, 2024