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jizzle

When he cums only alittle bit. Like a 'drizzle' of jizz.
Last night he jizzled. It could've been better.
by a sad person May 15, 2016
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Jizzle

A jizzle is a single squeezed line of a sandwich condiment,usually mayo.

The more jizzles you ask for the more you are judged by your peers.The maximum jizzle capacity is 2 jizzles.
Side cups with extra sauce are acceptable as long as the first 2 jizzles have been used.
Ex;
"May I have 2 jizzles of mayo on my footlong please?"
by GirlSarahBearElizabeth January 14, 2021
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jizzle

a jizzle is some one breakin it off and being extorted
defined: a jizzle is some who gets extorted
by BIGREDcopkilla May 28, 2021
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damm jizzle

a word to express being surprised during a game of cards
Damm Jizzle, it had to be a king
by himo created this January 27, 2016
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jizzled

A word for cumming jurassic in a female
I jizzled in that bitch
by sillywoman1246 February 4, 2022
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Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.
We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.
by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021
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Jizzle Nipple Pickle

The act of jizzing on ones nipples before placing pickles on top of the jizz and nipples and then sucking everything off of the nipples.
Wow! I can’t wait to do a jizzle nipple pickle with you later!

I always do jizzle nipple pickles to my girlfriend.
by NPC4456729 May 24, 2024
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