Jiffy-Wisp-Wap

Rarely used term for marijuana, specifically high grade skunk. Used primarily by weird looking ginger kids trying to buy a ten bag from a yardie.

"Safe blud, got any jiffy-wisp-wap?"

by Skeese March 27, 2020

Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

get the jiffy foot mug

When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought

Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever

by Pooy rainforest July 20, 2023

jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.

Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.

by Todd-I July 19, 2023

Jiffy

A gay Syrian sandal slapper that wants Russians to anally penetrate him

Jiffy the Syrian sandal slapper was taken by a Putin look alike from behind

by Skunk runner May 3, 2018

Banging Jiffy

An Erection Lasting For Hours Caused by Taking an Accidental Viagra
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!

"Dude Don't Eat That!"
"Why Not?"
"You'll Like Get A Banging Jiffy Man"

by Trollia December 18, 2012

Jiffy

Being somewhere real quick

I’ll be there in a jiffy to give them all a stiffy

by SKEET SKEET MF DAWG April 16, 2019