Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?
Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.
Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.
by Batcaver October 9, 2011
Get the Jesus Cheez-its mug.Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.
An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.
by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012
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That one fly generally in the house, that no matter how hard you smack it with the fly swatter seems to live (and fly away)
by jalama oma September 12, 2013
Get the Jesus fly mug.When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.
Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
Get the Jesus Boner mug.Jesus Zipper, the line of skin that goes from the base of your man stick (penis) straight down and around your pill pouch (scrotum) all the way to your brown star (anus).
The term Jesus Zipper was coined by AJ Styles after a mishap in the ring that left him straddling the ropes in an unceremonious fashion. During an interview he said "I landed right on my Jesus Zipper."
by Rattleshark December 7, 2016
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We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.
You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
by lendf8930 May 8, 2011
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