It's A Jersey Thing

A phrase used to describe something that can only be understood by an inbred New Jersey native.

What's a muff cabbage?

It's a jersey thing, you wouldn't understand.

by KangarooTaco October 16, 2010

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

Jeren

Jeren is different. He is uncommon. Jeren is a bright, intelligent, middle-minded being. He is weird... strange, actually. Jeren is dope. His style and ease makes people want to copy him. He moves to the beat of his own rhythm. Literally. He loves music, and his fascination with life and the unknown are truly outstanding. He's funny and can always put a smile on your face, even when you don't want one there. Jeren is a born success. He will excel in anything that he does. A true, to the heart, passionate human. Jeren understands existence, and what he was meant to do on this Earth. His vibrations and ora are on another level. Jeren is such a blessing to have in life. He's an AWESOME homie, lover, and best-friend. When it comes down to it, he's almost indescribable. No words can ever amount to how amazing Jeren is.

"Yo! Did you just see that dude who walked by?"
"Yes I did. His steeze was like no other."
"If his name isn't Jeren, I don't know what it could be!"
"Totally."

by Derpina. March 22, 2012

Jersey Handshake

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.

"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."

by Teflon G October 26, 2008

jersey hotlunch

A women lies on her back, mouth open and a man squats over her face to fill her mouth with feces.

Last night i went over Jenn's house, she asked me for a jersey hotlunch.

by The Hamburger Pimp July 25, 2011

Jesenia

A really cute girl who can be very crazy and fun to hang out with. She is a heart stealer and can get both genders if she wants!

Guy 1: im hungry for a jesenia

by NicoleMarieeStarr April 23, 2009

jersey shower

When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.

I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.

by buttplaster August 1, 2010