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Mad Swagga Jensen

Someone who thinks they are cool; the act of trying to be cool; not having swagga
Jacob tried talking about how he is mad swagga jensen because he screw someone over on a sale.
by BS, JC, AH November 30, 2011
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power jensen

To given an enema an begin actively in anal sex before the other person's release. The 'power' comes from ass-fucking another person full of hot enema juice, while the 'Jensen' comes from simultaneously pulling out, ejaculating and being sprayed by the other person's shit!
Some people think Power Jensen is just my name, hell I invented this gay-assed-shit-porn-inspired deviancy!
by Power Jensen is my lover March 2, 2009
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jensensupan

pampadagdag pag kulang!
si jensen? kulang tyo e....
by yuseff February 18, 2004
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Jensen

(an act named after the person who first performed this)

Jensen - (Jen'sin) The act of fingering yourself for a long period of time until your finger (or any other body part placed inside the female happy spot) looks like a raisin/prune.
(As in being in the bathtub too long)
"Tonight im gonna DJ it for so long i'm gonna Jense my whole hand"

"Man i was hitting it for so long my balls were all Jensed"

*phone sex convo* "Im Jensen right now sexy"
by Joseph Siler February 20, 2008
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Jeniel

A short and sexy person often filled with joy attending Wgss.
"...and then she said "plus im hungry for shit" I laughed so hard"
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person 1: Who was that short girl?
person 2: jeniel
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penis is too vagina as
Cooper is too Jeniel
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"That Jeniel girl just sneaked into the store and snagged a big bottle of vagisil, whatta canard!"
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Jensenite

A name for fans of Jensen Ackles, who stars in the hit television show Supernatural as Dean Winchester.
Kaitlynne: Did you see that episode of Supernatural last night?

Alex: No.

Kaitlynne: It was awesome, Jensen was so amazing, as always.

Alex: You're such a Jensenite.
by TheTrueJensenite January 4, 2011
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jensento

When you go into a cursing extravaganza because something or someone made you angry. normaly the curses dont make anysense thrown all together and it just sounds like a load of woo haa or jibberish
You better shut up or im gonna go jensento on your ass...Im gonna fucking kill those shit mother fucker bitch calling me gay..ect.
by cm fo life July 3, 2006
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