Jalmari

A finnish name used mostly to describe a person with a huge penis and unbeliveable sex skills.

Look, there he goes! Is that Jalmari? In the middle of the day? Yep. Thats's Jalmari

by Jööteri September 20, 2018

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Jahari

Seriously one of the most amazing guys ever. He’s smart, attractive, and extremely talented. He’s very selective about his friends but if you’re apart of his circle it means he trusts and loves you and is willing to go any distance for you. He’s strong physically, mentally, and emotionally. Get you at Jahari, he’ll make a great friend, husband, and example.

I went on a date with Jahari, he’s amazing!

I need myself some Jahari

by Publicus July 31, 2018

jamariah

Jamariah is a girl will kill you with her beautiful smile, you always want to be her friend. She kills everybody's jock with her attitude. Her presence is always known too.

Man, I wish I had a friend like Jamariah. She's the best!

by luvjoyfaith1105 June 5, 2017

fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007

jamaicón

Slang word for homesickness used by Mexicans. Mexican soccer defender José "El Jamaicón" Villegas felt sick regularly when abroad.He missed his hometown and his mother´s food. He even claimed once that his wife was ill in order to escape a training camp. Hence, homesickness was refered to as "el jamaicón" amongst mexicans.

le dió el jamaicón
está duro el jamaicón

by Omar Iturbe July 4, 2006

Jacari

A really funny cool dude who's very talented. Jacaris are usually thoughtful and can be outgoing when in large crowds. They tend to shy away from one-on-one conversations and can be bad conversationalists. Jacaris can usually sing, draw, and/or act, but they usually have talents focused in a single area. Jacaris fuckin rock when you get to know them tho, and they love grilled and fried chicken.

Jill: Have you met that dude Jacari? He's super chill
Jack: Nah man, he's never said wassup

by sk8trg February 26, 2013