Jagged Jared

When one person shoves a sharp object during sexual intercourse in to another's ass.

"If you don't smarten up, i swear ill give u a jagged jared!"

by Ryan Queensmith May 27, 2008

Jagged Little Dill Burger

A burger flavored with dill

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jagged Little Dill Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

hell-jagged

to consume large quantity's of booze. Get hammered out ones mind.... Have a blood alcohol content greater than the legal limit... Black out while drinking... Complete loss of function with a large blood alcohol content

woke up next to something this mornin, must have gotten hell-jagged last night.

by shack slut December 16, 2010

Jagger

A Penis.
The song "Moves Like Jagger" includes the lyrics "move my jagger" which means to spin your penis around like a fan in a disco.

Adam Levine: I've got to move my jagger
Pete: I moved my jagger in the disco last night
Steve: What speed did it get up to?

by smallcroco July 17, 2020

Islamic Jagger

A Muslem who thinks he's cool, like a rock star.

Check out that Islamic Jagger over there.

by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008

jaggoff

Jaggoff: A g-rated term urban fathers used while either stuck in or cut off in traffic when they are in the present of chldren(specifically their own) who are under the age of thirteen. "Jaggoff" is a slang term for Jack-ass,Fuckface, Muther-fucker,Asswipe,Son of a Bitch or any other Swear term that may come back to haunt him through the mouth of his little precious boy/girl

> AURGHGHGHGHG!!! That guy was a freaking Jaggoff!!

by Coral September 30, 2004

Swagger Jagger

The stupid made up phrase by Cher Lloyd in her ridiculous song about all her haters. Swagger Jagger is a person who 'cramps' your style - type of hating.

Included in the stupid song all about how she isnt bothered by all her haters although, clearly she is bothered enough by them to make a song entirely about them and how they are 'swagger jaggers'.

Cher Lloyd -

'You can't stop looking me, staring at me
Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me
So get off of my face,
You can't stop clickin 'bout me
Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,
I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,
My swagger's in check

Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
I got in check'

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on

Me - *ears cry blood*

by SwaggerJagger July 4, 2011