Patty Jack

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.

Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..

by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012

Jack Sparrow

the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.

Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.

by DoMe.Com March 1, 2009

it don't mean jack

it is an expression used for people we don't trust in.

In an emphatic and vulgar fashion it turns in "your word don't mean jacksh*t"

it don't mean jack

What you say is meaningless, you are not telling the truth, i can not trust in your words.

by dalilucciola August 15, 2011

Captain Jack Sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!

by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008

Jack of all offs

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.

Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.

by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

Jack O'Dolan

Jack O'Dolan is an irish teacher who prays to potatoes and has different coloured jumpers for ANY situation. Everyone loves him. You just can't not love him. Not in a weird way though.

Hey there Jack O'Dolan! Oops, sorry Mr O'Dolan.

by raddest_kid_around67 January 24, 2019

Jackablade

Jackablade is a fictional term used to refer to some of the criminal element within the Thief universe. Is it unbeknown whether or not that it is used to refer to a certain type of criminal e.g. a cutpurse or a mugger but the crime of being a jackablade (or jackblade) is incarceration, flogging and forced labour for an indeterminate amount of time by The Order of the Hammer.

In Thief: The Dark Project and Thief Gold, two jackablades were sent to kill Garrett by the City Warden (Crime Lord) and two more are found incarcerated in Cragscleft Prison for their crimes.

"Guard thy tongue from falsehood as thou gardest thy purse from a jackablade."

by ThePrivateer April 30, 2021