The prettiest girl you know. She lights up any room she walks into. Always finds a way to make you smile. She is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment. Even though she acts like a five year old. She always tries her best even when things get rough and never forgets about her friends when they need her. She often gets tired because she spends all day doing her best for the people around her. She often doesn’t realize how amazing she is because she doesn’t spend enough time thinking about herself. She is the most lovable person you’ll ever meet, especially because she looks like a koala. She is very caring and sweet but is also very strong and independent when you need her to be. She is very unlikely to come by so if you ever find one do not take it lightly. It is almost impossible to miss her, she will stand out in any crowd, truly one in a million. The perfect girl.
by Mart93 November 18, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Casecase67 August 29, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. A stupid idiotic man that runs around sucking his boyfriend Mikes dick while he talks about Jesus a bit too much.
by hahahahahahahahahahafuckyou September 2, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. The most sweetiest boy in the whole world, he's caring, lovable, fine asf. If you ever were to meet HIM not just any "Jordan" you would fall for him as soon as you look into his eyes. He will make u feel like u matter. He will always find away to see u no matter how hard it can be. He'll be the love of ur life. He's my everything, my superman, my lover, my Bestfriend. I love him so much. It's to bad there's not enough guys like him. He will love u for u. He won't do anything to try to change u. That is why he's the best Jordan u can ever meet and love. "I love u Jordan, Ik u will be reading this" - Ur girlfriend who loves you with all her heart and butt <3
by ~ Bbygirl August 8, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. a person with very large muscles.he usually gets a ton a girls, a person that seems to have a magnetic field around him that just attracts every hot girl
wow, look at that jordan
by gobulls4432 September 24, 2011
Get the jordanmug. must i define the obvious? A jordan is an amazing person with the following charactoristics: amazing body, amazing at sports, has an amazing job such as ninja, ceo, motherlover, or a badass cop. He makes more money than you ever will and always gets the girls. This lucky man is the envy of, well, everyone and will rocks your world with his amazingly large dick. Trust me, you want to be like him!
Girl 1: Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!
Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan
Girl 2: Yea. I think im in love!
Girl 1: He must be a jordan...
Girl 2: i want jordan to rock my world!
Person 1: Omg my boyfriend just gave me the best i've had in a long time!!
Person 2: he is totally a jordan
by thecreator121212 April 4, 2011
Get the jordanmug.