cock jousting

A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!

Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!

by Derek WWWAAAKKK August 3, 2007

finger joust

Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go.

Dude, I went to www.fingerjoust.com and learned all about finger jousting.

by The Lord of the Joust September 5, 2005

Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish

mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia

by Daniel December 14, 2003

bus jousting

in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive

player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning

by PWN master93 July 20, 2009

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

Cum Joust

A battle of masculinity, cum jousting is when two chivalrous men place their penises end to end and attempt to ejaculate into the other man's penis first.

Johnny and James were on their way to a bachelor party, when they realized they were both ready for a cum joust. James defeated Johnny, depositing his seed into Johnny's p-hole.

by 100 Yorktown July 26, 2015

Jousting cock

When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.

“My boyfriend swiftly shoved me against a wall and fucked me good with his Jousting Cock.”

by SpaceJamIsMyGay January 6, 2018