Java Auto Update

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.

Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!

by The Real Driller May 13, 2023

put trinita in front of java

to mess up, screw up, other synonyms

a mistake was made

1. When Lucas went to do a high five and missed, it truly put trinita in front of java.
2. Jacob put trinita in front of java on that last group project when he didn't turn a single thing in.

by Jswaggylikeasir August 10, 2016

java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..

by gritpoit February 7, 2010

java enigma

The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.

Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.

by canndodd November 26, 2009

Java

Speak in this language to land up a job in Bangalore. Also, some English along the way.

Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.

Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider

Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.

Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.

by GoneCase March 9, 2016

javas

a very handsome person . one who is very smart. usually dates someone whos name starts with a "C" like christi or a chloe. javas is an indian baby name that means quick . Javas plays basketball or football and is secretly good at singing . Javas is a nervous person. feels like he is always going to get a bad response . hesitating

javas is so handsome
did you see javas with "C" the other day

why is javas so nervous

by frootloop11 November 14, 2018

java

the ship name for ava (@avaheartsjs) and jacob (@jacobsartorius) . they are the cutest ship & couple ever . everyone stans them!!!

‘java is the cutest ship ever!’
‘i love java!’

by avaheartsjs December 28, 2018